This time I'm delving into the WILD...and it's open to all my fellow moms...
Few nights ago, My 4 year old, Miss Sasserfrass and I were watching a Tagalog movie : ANAK (Child) that we both agreed on - yes I'm immersing (no, drowning) her into my native language. It's a family-oriented one which I thot she would love BUT whatddya' know, it was more of a "sob-oriented" movie than anything. We watched it anyway, in between tears!
In one brief episode, they showed the rebellious teenage daughter in bed tyring to kiss her guy and laid on top of him. No sooner than Miss Sasserfrass saw this that she hastily spun away and blurted out - as loud as thunder : " OH NO! They'll have sex!"
I got startled so bad, I had chills run down my spine!
I turned to look at Miss Sasserfrass while flashing her my Cruella D'vil-like glare and so slowly said : "whhhaaaaatttttt ????" - decibel rose like sirens at the end of that what.
Ms. Sasserfrass unfazed, went on so sure of herself to say : " I said, they'll have sex! "
My face crunched up like a sourpuss! "Where the heck did she get this idea from?!" Ok people, I kid you not. This is NOT my kid - she's an alien! - wait a minute - I used to be an alien so, I guess this smartypants girl grinning up at me is my SPAWN!? lovely!"
Me: "what do you mean ? and why did you say that?"
Her : "Well, you see Mama, if a person lies on top of another person, that means they'll have sex!"
ugh! my jaw dropped and I literally fainted...
That's it! she's never ever gonna play with my laptop again while I'm away at work - ever!!!