Miss Sasserfrass I know you want to be a supermodel someday but you know it pays to wait! You just turned 5 years old for crying out loud! BUT clearly you DON'T SEE that you have time to enjoy {waste} before you delve into this dream {nightmare}! If I knew you liked Mountaha so much, I could have done your makeover for you! I could have easily achieved her look for you!
But NO! you think you're better than your mother! So, what did you do? You decided to be your own hairstylist! Well, let me tell you Little Stinker, you've achieved only one thing... a bad hairdo! And not to say, one seething mother!
And oh by the way, those kid scissors you love to cut papers with, they're no longer allowed in premises near you! And the SHOW - I'm watching by myself !
So stop flashing me those charming,twinkling, fluttering eyes because it won't work either! Seriously.
This is the second post today talking about naughty kids who wanted a new do. I have a feeling parents need to hide all scissors for the next few days. *eek*
ReplyDeletehaha - when i was four i cut my own hair. my mother whisked me off to her hair dressers and it took me nearly 50 years to get over the trauma of short hair!!!
ReplyDeletei didn't have to have my daughter give herself a bad haircut when she was younger. left that up to my ex mil who took her to get haircut and ended up cutting all her curls off. i was pissed to say the least!
ReplyDeleteVery cute story! Nawww....can't be about that sweet little girl I met at the craft show.
ReplyDeleteHahaa! At least she knows what she would become someday. Either a supermodel or a hairstylist. :-)
ReplyDeleteMy little sister cut her hair once while I was babysitting her. We still talk about it to this day.
ReplyDeleteYep we had one of those incidents too. Except it was a 2 and 4 year old who thought hiding in the closet chopping their locks was cool. Boy-bald in three places. Girl-large chunk gone over right ear.... need I say more??
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! That is too funny. One of my 6 year old twin nephews is constantly trying to cut his hair! I don't get the obsession.
ReplyDeleteSomeday she will recount this as the day she discovered she could be a hairstylist extraordinaire.
ReplyDeleteReally, it could have been worse. Her hair is not sticking up is it? LOL
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Hehe. I cut my own bangs when i was little, and actually did it again a year ago. You'd think i would've learned. Hopefully your daughter did!
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